James Dean Armando

Children of the Corn

Kris and I decided to take a trip to PA to see some friends and get lost in a giant field of corn. This corn maze is right in the middle of meat and potato lovin’ Pennsylvania Dutch country and is called “The Cherry Crest Adventure Farm”.

Cherry Crest Children of the Corn I was waiting for Maliki to greet us at the ticket booth, but it was neither him, nor a person wielding a sickle so I was relieved.

It took us an hour and a half to “almost” find our way out of the maze and we felt like little mice in a laboratory with our reward being some Dutch Country Fudge waiting for us in the courtyard.

(Exhibit A: Yummy Dutch Fudge)

(Exhibit B: Kris Eating Yummy Dutch Fudge)

(Exhibit C: Dean licking the bag where the Yummy Dutch Fudge had been)

lost in Maze

Apparently, this is a map of all the people who who have been swallowed up by the corn maze. My guess is they have been made into Shoofly Pie.

What we didn’t anticipate was the feverish spell the corn maze had put on Mellisa and Jay. They were clearly the mice with a mission, hell bent on finding all the maze puzzle pieces and claiming the 2009 Maize Masters title (fictional title that they so rightly deserve)