Hamptons Half Marathon


Yes, I was bitten by the running bug.  I think it really kicked in when I was watching the fatties on “The Biggest Loser” not only run a half marathon, but a full marathon no more than a month later.


Hamptons MarathonI always wanted to be a runner but could’nt imagine myself running more than 5 miles.  Well, like anything, if you practice enough and aren’t plagued by injuries, you can do almost anything.  Not too long after I started pushing myself to run further, my girlfriend Kris gave me a book called “Born to Run” which inspired me even more.  After reading the book we both quickly signed up for a 5K.  After completing that is when I signed myself up for the Hampton’s half marathon (sometime in May).

Training for this event was actually fun because (almost) each time I ran, I either ran further or the same distance became easier.  There’s nothing like the reward of seeing progress to keep you training harder.

Once you are able to run 6 miles, running on a treadmill is not an option.  I even went trail running to break up the monotony of the road.

My pedometer watch was crucial to my training and I felt naked without it, but I later learned during the race that it was dreadfully “Off”.  Pedometer watches base their distance on your stride…running and walking.  I tested my watch on a treadmill only while running at 5.5 mph.  I noticed that if I ran at 6mph it was accurate up to a mile, but any distance beyond that and it started to show a higher milage than the distance I was running.  At 5.5 mph, it was right on.  I never thought that I would be dragging ass and running at about 5mph during the race and by the time I got to the finish line, my watch was was ahead by two miles.  (at the end of 13.1 miles, it read 15.1 miles).  It kind of messed me up because I though I was on a 10 minute mile pace and when I found out how off it was, I really started dragging ass.

The course was nice enough.  It was a little “hill-y-er” than i would have thought and there was a 2 mile dirt road stretch that seemed odd, given that there could have been more ocean front running involved.

I thought I was supposed to run through the yellow tape, but apparently some of the FULL MARATHON runners were finishing at the same time I was finishing the half marathon

I wasn’t too upset with my time even though I have been training with what I thought was a consistent 10 minute mile.  What really pissed me off was seeing that a 72 year old man finished 5 minutes before me.  WTF??

I want to thank my pit crew of one…Kristen, for getting me there on time, moral support and delicious lemon squares.

and also a special thanks to Jim Thomas (my coworker) and Anne Lynn (SIL) for all their inspiration.

Ann….I’ll see you at the Boilermaker in Rome in July…..and next years goal???……..a full marathon!!!!

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Children of the Corn

Kris and I decided to take a trip to PA to see some friends and get lost in a giant field of corn.  This corn maze is right in the middle of meat and potato lovin’ Pennsylvania Dutch country and is called “The Cherry Crest Adventure Farm”.

Cherry Crest Children of the CornI was waiting for Maliki to greet us at the ticket booth, but it was neither him, nor a person wielding a sickle so I was relieved.

It took us an hour and a half to “almost” find our way out of the maze and we felt like little mice in a laboratory with our reward being some Dutch Country Fudge waiting for us in the courtyard.

Dutch Fudge

(Exhibit A: Yummy Dutch Fudge)

(Exhibit B: Kris Eating Yummy Dutch Fudge)

(Exhibit C: Dean licking the bag where the Yummy Dutch Fudge had been)

lost in Maze

Apparently, this is a map of all the people who who have been swallowed up by the corn maze.  My guess is they have been made into Shoofly Pie.

What we didn’t anticipate was the feverish spell the corn maze had put on Mellisa and Jay. They were clearly the mice with a mission, hell bent on finding all the maze puzzle pieces and claiming the 2009 Maize Masters title (fictional title that they so rightly deserve)

“Can someone just point me in the general vicinity of fudge?”

“can we get some blue puzzle pieces so it looks like we tried?”

That morning Jay and I went for a six mile run so I got to see the Vibram 5 fingers “Barefoot running shoes” in action.

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